乱取り(Randori) Part 1

While filling out my profile page in blogger, there is this section called a Random Question. As the name suggests they are random generated questions and you are supposed to answer them and your answer gets displayed on your profile. My random question and the answer i gave can be seen on my profile page. I became interested in the random questions and i collected quite a few of them. I have tried answering a few of them in this post.

Q:Paper or Briefs?
A:In India, we use Water!



Q:You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
A:Karapan Boochiku kooda meesai irukudu, adukaga adhu Aambilai aagida mudiyuma? (Translation: Even a cockroach has a moustache, So can it become a man?)



Q:Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
A: This is the best i could come up with. Click here



Q:Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
A: For the Zen Dude, battles are won before they are fought.




Q:If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?
A: According to wikipedia, Mud is a liquid or semi-liquid mixture of water and some combination of soil, silt, and clay.
So Clay= Mud minus (Soil & Silt)



Q: Chicken Monkey Shoes?
A: According to urban dictionary, Chicken monkey is any small animal that is fun to play with.
So i guess chicken monkey shoes must be the shoes that those small animals wear. I managed to find a picture though.




Q: The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
A: Once upon a time, there was a bald frog who wore a wig to hide its baldness. It was so bald that you could brainwash the frog by just making it take a shower. So it stayed in the pond all the time. The frog was an avid reader. Actually an interesting bit of trivia is most of the frogs are avid readers. They say that they teach "Metamorphosis" by Kafka to tadpoles in School. There was a chick(en) who was the girlfriend of the frog. The chicken went to the library and jumped in the counter and said "BUK BUK BUK". The librarian would then give the chicken the book. Then the chick would take that book to the frog but the frog would chuck out the book saying "RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT". So the chicken got angry with the frog and dumped the frog. So the frog was feeling very lonely & bored, it decided to go out to get some "fresh hair". Since it was a Leap Year, the favorite time of the frogs, it decided to go somewhere far and decided to travel by train to Alli Kulam.. He went to central station and bought a ticket to Alli Kulam and kept his most prized possession, his Wig at the Croak Room. It then boarded its train and opposite to the frog's seat was a Fly. The Fly kept buzzing and the frog asked it to keep quiet. But the Fly didn't keep quiet. It kept on Buzzing. So the frog said, "You keep Bugging me!, I am gonna eat you!" and tried to catch the fly with his tongue. But the fly was too fast and it flew out of the train, the frog followed it by jumping out of the running train and Alas!. The frog had broken his leg and was very Unhoppy!

Moral of the Story: A Frog with 4 legs cut goes deaf!

There are still more random questions. But they are for some other time.. Until then..

さよなら。(Sayonara!)